The problem with 80s pop before I sleep is every time it’s my last song, it’s followed by another gem, and then it’s been 3 hours and I’m still awake.
Result of a frustrating commute. I didn’t have a reference for the bull’s face …
i’m really worried that i’m actually at the point in my life when i won’t be able to make drastic hair choices at the drop of a hat because it would be inappropriate for my job.
(no i didn’t do anything to it but i want to. doing shit to my hair at the drop of a hat is how i keep control in my life. it’s a coping mechanism.)
"If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel."
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
the cure - boy’s don’t cry
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.